Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?
I got shit to do
- Wear shirt two times: Dirty
- Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
- guy: *touches girl on the arm*
- girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH