- guy: *touches girl on the arm*
- girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
That hurt caused by someone who you gave all your attention to. Flowers, texts, pep talks. All that just for me to realize that I’m not that important to her. That shit hurts.
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.